Lib Dems in favour of proportional not voting|Humor

By forgetting to vote against hard Brexit amendments, Vince Cable has signalled his party’s intention to stay in the EU – provided it does not require any particular effort.  Mr. Cable said he would do everything in his power to stop Brexit, unless that meant actually stopping Brexit, then no. With elaborate games of double […]

Trump leaves Britain a scathing Trip Advisor review|Humor

Donald Trump has only given the UK one star on his Trip Advisor review of his recent visit. He criticised many aspects of this trip, including the food. “When I booked I had expected bed and Brexit,” Trump wrote. “I had wanted a Full English Brexit, but was disappointed to find that the landlady had […]

TV Set Killed Man|Humor

TV Set Killed Man|Humor

A TV set Police in Fort Lauderdale say the death of a man in his seventies was caused by his TV set, and have charged the appliance with homicide. The man, Gordon Binfield, 74, had lived alone since his wife died in 1983, and, having few friends, rarely left the house. One friend he did […]

Google finish mapping Earth after UK becomes visible from space|Humor

Google’s attempt to map the surface of the Earth for smartphone users to access half a dozen times then ignore, is near to completion. The project has been largely successful except for mapping the United Kingdom, which until six weeks ago was cocooned like a mind-mashed student under a double duvet of concrete cloud. Thanks […]

Couple in critical condition after being exposed to ‘pure Brexit’|Humor

A man and woman found unconscious in Wiltshire may have come into contact with, what chemists are describing as a compound made from ‘Voldemort’s nose, Freddy Krueger’s finger nails and Nigel Farage’s bile duct’. The noxious substance is so deadly that it could destroy all life as we know it, or for the residents of […]

Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum|Humor

Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum|Humor

Moody bloody kids! Dutch Formula One racing driver Max Verstappen, who has been the recent target of much intense criticism over his driving style, has reacted angrily by planting a headbutt on his mum. Verstappen, 20, was preparing for the Canadian Grand Prix at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve last week, and was asked why he […]

Jeremy Hunt leaves Mongolian ambassador waiting on trolley in corridor|Humor

There are signs Jeremy Hunt is bringing to bear his unique approach, honed during his years as Minister for Health, in his new position as Foreign Secretary. His Excellency Mr Bayar Sanjaa, Mongolia’s Ambassador to the Court of St James, was pleased to be invited to meet Britain’s new Foreign Secretary. “I went to his […]

Black Man in TV Commercial Results in 270 Calls to 911|Humor

Black Man in TV Commercial Results in 270 Calls to 911|Humor

NASHVILLE, TN – The appearance of a black man in a television commercial frightened white viewers and resulted in more than 270 calls to police. “Scared the hell out a me! I saw a black man where there shouldn’t be no black man – in my house,” said Ken Grumman. “I thought I was gonna […]

Fat Boy, 6, Sits On Computer Chair, And Smashes It Beyond Recognition|Humor

Fat Boy, 6, Sits On Computer Chair, And Smashes It Beyond Recognition|Humor

Not quite, but not far off There was hysterical laughter aplenty at one school in Battambang this morning, when a student sat down rather too heavily on a computer chair, whereupon it disintegrated underneath him. The boy, aged 6, and weighing around 150lbs, was waiting to be picked up from the school by his dad, […]

Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout|Humor

Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout|Humor

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refused dessert at the local picnic the same day the crime occurred, saying he was […]

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