Office in Awkward Silence After Coworker Sneezes, Farts|Humor

Office in Awkward Silence After Coworker Sneezes, Farts|Humor

AUSTIN, TX – An awkward silence has persisted in the Kingston Medical Supply office after an employee sneezed and farted at the same time. “It was a pretty normal day up until about 10 minutes ago, when all of a sudden someone sneezes and farts at the same time and then… then we all kinda […]

Alarm Clock Stopped At 01:32|Humor

Alarm Clock Stopped At 01:32|Humor

The clock did not look like this one An alarm clock owner in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has told of how he awoke late this morning, after his normally-reliable alarm clock failed to wake him up at the normal agreed time. Moys Kenwood, 55, sets his gray-colored Tesco alarm clock to wake him at […]

Local Bag Boy is a Total Rebel, Doesn’t Care about Anything|Humor

BOISE, ID – A bag boy at a local Fred Myers grocery store stated that he is a “rebel” and he doesn’t “care about nothing, especially work.” “Yeah, I work here but I don’t do what (Fred Myers Management) tell me. I do what I want,” said bag boy Tad Trione “No one tells me […]

Theresa May buys up all the gaps in Toblerones to shore up Brexit strategy|Humor

Prime Minister Theresa May has snapped up all the gaps between the triangles of chocolate in Toblerones, it has been revealed today. The news comes just weeks after manufacturer Mondelez International announced that it was reducing the distance between chunks of the distinctively shaped white confectionary and was reverting to its original shape. ‘Whilst there […]

Trump’s Wall Falling Down|Humor

Trump’s Wall Falling Down|Humor

The winner looks just like him and she can't spell c-a-t. In a few months, following Trump's removal from office, his border wall will also be removed. Drum roll! The committee for the Restoration of America is planning a four-day celebration to commemorate the takedown. While heads of state are eager for an invitation, Putin […]

Trump Scheduling Diplomatic Talks with Modor|Humor

Trump Scheduling Diplomatic Talks with Modor|Humor

WASHINGTON, DC – During a joint press conference with the President of Argentina, Mauricio Macri, President Trump said he would like to open negotiations with the fictional country of Mordor. Although Mordor is a fictional land from the popular book series Lord of the Rings, Trump said that he would be reaching out to the […]

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