Down Molds Experiences Back-To-Work Blues|Humor

Down Molds Experiences Back-To-Work Blues|Humor

Gary Johnson, a blue and green mould has been depressed for a few days now, after being viciously washed off a mug. The germ form told us ‘I had it on easy street, growing on a white mug, with plenty of sour milk in it, I was there for a couple of weeks, growing and […]

Game experience show contestant shared with he's forbidden to disregard the workspace audience's meaningless shouting|Humor

Game experience show contestant shared with he's forbidden to disregard the workspace audience's meaningless shouting|Humor

Hollywood, CA – In an unprecedented move, taping of The Price is Right has been put on hold after 34-year-old contestant Jonathan Elders failed to engage the room full of mouth-breathing spazwits who’ve been bussed in from the burbs to constantly shout useless advice. Unlike every other contestant who’s ever appeared on the show, Elders […]

Conduct the The winter season Olympics Drink Sizable Turds?|Humor

Conduct the The winter season Olympics Drink Sizable Turds?|Humor

Wheeeeee! Who cares?! With the games drudging past the half way mark, the international enthusiasm for everyone’s favorite team is starting to wane, which has our sports reporter asking this very important question: Do the winter Olympics suck a large steaming dog turd? “I wouldn’t like to say whether the Pyeong Chang Games are sucking […]

Nashville People Occasions What actually He's Def sure Is basically a Feeling|Humor

Nashville People Occasions What actually He's Def sure Is basically a Feeling|Humor

Parker describes his encounter with an actual feeling as “gritty and real” – and one he won’t be seeking out again. Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. “I can’t verify 100 percent,” stated Pardon, […]

Hillary: The Grinch Who possibly Almost Stole Christmas|Humor

Hillary: The Grinch Who possibly Almost Stole Christmas|Humor

Seattle, Washington – As reported Friday, Hillary Clinton was arrested after an altercation in a Seattle downtown department store. As part of her never ending “What Happened” book tour, she was in Seattle giving speeches, signing books, and was caught moonlighting as a department store Santa Claus to sell even more books. Dressed as Santa, […]

Racism over by use of Dark colored Panther movie|Humor

Sociologists and Caucasian film investors have joyously declared ‘Black Panther’ the solution to all racial discrimination in the United States – unless you happen to be Mexican.  Setting aside decades of disenfranchisement and the repercussions of slavery, all is now ‘right with the world’, equality is solved and popcorn sales are up. ‘Black Panther’ has […]

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