Trump Finishes Coloring American Flag Picture|Humor

Trump Finishes Coloring American Flag Picture|Humor

WASHINGTON, DC – After working on it for a year and a half, President Donald Trump has finished coloring the first page of his Presidential Coloring book. “You should see this page, some people say it’s the best page of coloring that has ever been colored,” Trump said. “Do you think that Crooked Hillary would […]

Random Tweets Reported as Actual News|Humor

NEW YORK, NY – Following current industry standards The Scoop News editorial staff have selected random tweets to report as actual news, instead of working, interviewing, and writing about current events. Due to the overall laziness of journalists, posting tweets as news has become the primary template for most news organizations. For example, here is […]

Fears grow that Ross Kemp may explode if England reach World Cup Final|Humor

Police have issued a warning to the public not to approach former EastEnders actor Ross Kemp in the event of England qualifying for the World Cup semi- final and beyond. The move comes after Kemp posted a video of himself celebrating England’s penalty shoot-out victory against Columbia in which the 53 year-old’s head appears to […]

Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor|Humor

Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor|Humor

Crawfish Caleb had no issue with the beer being served at the crawfish festival; it was the main course he found problematic. When first invited to attend the Cajun Crawfish Fest in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, crawfish Caleb Mattingly was extremely gratified to learn that his fellow Louisianans so appreciated his contribution to the eco-diversity of […]

Man Furious Over Burnt Corn Flakes|Humor

Man Furious Over Burnt Corn Flakes|Humor

No tablecloth at the Kenwoods'! A man eating his breakfast cereal was up in arms this morning after finding two burnt Corn Flakes in his bowl for the second day in succession. Moys Kenwood, 54, revealed how he opened a brand new box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes yesterday morning, and was immediately greeted by the […]

Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds|Humor

Lorry Sheds Its Load Of Sheds|Humor

A 'shedload' of cows There was a 30-yard tailback on a road in Battambang this morning, after a lorry shed its load of sheds. The lorry – which in the US would be described as 'the truck' – was being driven along the road from Baset in the direction of the city, by a man […]

Wimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide|Humor

Wimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide|Humor

Most of them are blonde, aren't they? The Wimbledon Tennis Championships start on 2 July at SW19, and there are some tasty-looking female competitors taking part once again, for all those viewers who aren't that keen on watching tennis, but don't mind a bit of 'leerage'. So, for your delight and delectation, here is the […]

Man Starts Using His Nokia 6300 Again|Humor

Man Starts Using His Nokia 6300 Again|Humor

Not the Nokia 6300, but you get the gist In a move designed to control his chronic over-use of the internet, a man in Battambang has put his advanced smartphone aside, and started to use his Nokia 6300 telephone again instead. The Nokia 6300, a Christmas present in 2007, is the most reliable piece of […]

Queen Cancels Trump Visit|Humor

Queen Cancels Trump Visit|Humor

The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a visit by limousine with a quickie lunch, no balcony with a flyover. However, learning […]