Lyft Driver Almost Done with Documentary Film|Humor

Lyft Driver Almost Done with Documentary Film|Humor

PORTLAND, OR -Lyft driver, John Gonzalez, says he is close to finishing his documentary. “I had been thinking about quitting my engineering job and doing something, you know, important for a long time and so I decided to do that and now I do this,” said Gonzalez. “I just woke up one morning and quit […]

Architects just hate people|Humor

Architects just hate people|Humor

The Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) have revealed that its mission is to ‘erode the human spirit through the abuse of concrete’.  De-programmed RIBA members have described secret meetings where architects plot the destruction of the human soul through the design of individual buildings, public spaces and entire neighbourhoods which drive people ‘closer to […]

Post Office queues now measured in eras|Humor

Post Office queues now measured in eras|Humor

A survey published today confirms that the average time you will stand in the queue at the Post Office is 46 minutes and it doesn’t matter how many people are in front of you. Speaking on BBC Breakfast retail analyst, Penny Woolmer, explains: ‘You may join a queue to buy a first class stamp, with […]

‘Shark tried to grope me’ claims Brit surfer|Humor

‘Shark tried to grope me’ claims Brit surfer|Humor

A UK surfer says he was forced to punch a shark in the face after it tried to grope him. Stephen Cadbury, a dentist from London was surfing at Bronte Beach near Sydney when the alleged incident took place.  Mr. Cadbury said everything appeared quite normal at first, the mood was light, the two were […]

Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election|Humor

Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election|Humor

Vladimir Putin, former head of the KGB and present head of Russia and good friend of oligarchs making money hand over fist, confided in Donald Trump saying that he, Vladimir Putin, had nothing to do with rigging 2016 US Presidential Election. Whew! What a relief! Special Counsel Mueller can just pack his bag and go […]

Ofcom fines all channels over realistic ringtones|Humor

Ofcom fines all channels over realistic ringtones|Humor

A fed up Ofcom inspector has fined all channels for using realistic mobile phone ringtones in soap operas and dramas. ‘My wife and teenage kids watched three hours of soap operas and an hour of some generic crime thriller last night, he said. “That wasn’t bad enough, as I wasn’t paying attention every time a […]

Trump Confused Why He Can’t Pardon Hamburgler|Humor

Trump Confused Why He Can’t Pardon Hamburgler|Humor

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump is confused as to why his repeated attempts to pardon The Hamburgler have been met with resistance. “Never, in the history of the world, has a person been more mistreated by the media than I have,” Trump said. “But coming in a close second, is The Hamburgler. Ok, maybe […]

House Cats Have Begun Stealing Human Souls|Humor

House Cats Have Begun Stealing Human Souls|Humor

BOSTON, MA – House cats have begun stealing human souls as part of the final phase of their plan to conquer Earth. “Meow, meowww, meow,” said cat Commander, Miser Friskypants. “Meow. Meooooooowwwwow. Meeeeow.” Last week, house cats began stealing the souls of sleeping humans. To steal the souls, cats climb on to the chest of […]