He might be toast as far as a second presidential term in the White House goes, but Donald Trump was already planning out his life post-President this morning, as he revealed details of a lucrative offer to write a book detailing his time as US leader.
After he’s learnt to read and write properly, that is.
Trump is known as someone of a ‘literary bent’; that is to say, his literacy is skewered somewhat. He loves tweeting on Twitter, but does so in the style of a young child, making cataclysmic schoolboy errors in spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Not only does he write like a child, but he also thinks like one.
Trump famously awarded the Nobel Peace Prize a new spelling of ‘Noble’, and consequently didn’t receive it.
He regularly struggles with the simplest of literary principles, with hand-eye coordination, with brain-mouth communication, and with human-to-human communication, but it is his failure to be able to use regular English words and phrases correctly and in simple structures, that is making many leading publishers wary.
A representative of one such publisher said:
“These fiction fantasy books are great, and I’m sure it will be a bestseller, but Trump’s incoherence might prove a bit too challenging for many readers.”
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