In the aftermath of Storm Ciara’s trail of devastation and destruction across the country at the weekend, and now having surveyed the damage, experts have concluded that it would be cheaper to knock the UK down and rebuild.
‘With a a blank canvass to work with there are a number of improvements we could make’, said one expert. ‘The favourite is for four separate islands. England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, which will be situated in the North Sea. The Isle of Wight will be attached to England in an attempt to drag it into the 20th century.’ However early reports suggest that the proposed changes would be likely only to find support with 51% of the nation
hat tip to Terry Bunn
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