Seattle, Wa – A mother of two was so disappointed with her children that she wanted to recall her eggs.
“They just didn’t turn out the way I had hoped,” she confided, after neither child called her for Mothers Day. “All I got was a text from my son asking for money. Shouldn’t we expect more?”
Citing the recent salmonella scare and subsequent egg recall, where over 206 million eggs were recalled nationwide, the mother asked about recalling her own eggs with her doctors.
Unfortunately, her doctors refused to consider the option.
“Health insurance won’t cover it,” explained one doctor. “Those eggs are already hatched.”
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