Downing Street insisted today that the time saved by not having to attend Parliament would be put to good use and the PM already has a full diary as he prepares for the UK leaving the EU.

Working lunches have been arranged with various American Pharmaceutical giants, all keen to help make the NHS more efficient during the last few months of its existence, and Downing Street insists that the PM will be fighting for the best deal possible, so far Pfizer have offered him a Condo in LA and Johnson & Johnson, a customised Cadillac.

With the big American Insurance companies ready to swoop, Boris and his team will be discussing the quickest way to introduce compulsory medical insurance across the UK, but have reassured fellow MPs and prospective Tory voters that their companies can continue to offer them free medical insurance as part of their employment packages so that only the lower classes will suffer.

Meetings are also planned with America’s NRA and a consortium of NRA business partners in the Funeral and Burial sector together with specialist crime scene clean up companies; a one stop shop solution now proving very popular in the US.

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