Random Tweets Reported as Actual News|Humor

NEW YORK, NY – Following current industry standards The Scoop News editorial staff have selected random tweets to report as actual news, instead of working, interviewing, and writing about current events.

Due to the overall laziness of journalists, posting tweets as news has become the primary template for most news organizations. For example, here is a tweet where a writer is writing a new book, or perhaps poem about tigers.

According to a tweet from @brothersbell, there is a buss full of ugly people somewhere in Bay Lake, FL.

@timnelsonPDX has reported, that the San Francisco International Airport is “a shitty airport.”

Here are a couple tweets from some other people that should now be considered news.

The Scoop News has been unable to verify the accuracy of these tweets due to laziness.

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