Couple in critical condition after being exposed to ‘pure Brexit’|Humor

A man and woman found unconscious in Wiltshire may have come into contact with, what chemists are describing as a compound made from ‘Voldemort’s nose, Freddy Krueger’s finger nails and Nigel Farage’s bile duct’. The noxious substance is so deadly that it could destroy all life as we know it, or for the residents of […]

Neighbours “betrayed” as gay couple found out to be just friends|Humor

In a leafy suburb of South London there was disappointment and anger after two men in their late thirties, who had been living together for over a year, were discovered to be just friends. ‘I assumed they were a nice gay couple,’ one dismayed neighbour said. ‘I used to casually mention they lived above me […]

Innocent Couple Raided by Cops for Facebook Post of LEGAL Morel Mushrooms

Innocent Couple Raided by Cops for Facebook Post of LEGAL Morel Mushrooms

Darlington, MD — It is a travesty enough when the drug war lays waste to the rights and lives of entirely decent people who’ve harmed no one simply because they choose to ingest a substance deemed illegal by the state. However, because the drug war is such an immoral and barbaric practice, entirely innocent people […]

Happy Couple Embarrassed to Admit They Met Offline|Humor

Happy Couple Embarrassed to Admit They Met Offline|Humor

Jason and Carolyn are living proof that love can happen in mysterious ways – even offline. Sickeningly-sweet New York City couple, Jason Morley and Carolyn Shea, recently – and reluctantly – revealed to their friends that they met offline, rather than through an online dating site. “We actually met waiting in line at a coffee […]