Washington, D.C. President Trump lost a little spring in his step when it was revealed that the Mueller Investigation would continue because its funding isn't affected during a government shutdown.
Trump was even more nervous when he found out the FBI is continuing their investigation since the President colluding with an enemy foreign power is considered a matter of national security.
"Well, I'll consider opening the government again for a HUGE amount of Big Macs, surrounded by just a teeny wall, to keep them safe. Then, and only then, will I permit the government to reopen again," said Trump.
Meanwhile, the Trump family has been playing field hockey in the nearly empty White House, and, so far, have destroyed four antique vases, six priceless paintings,and three antique chairs.